I had a disgustingly explicit dream last night involving myself and lil wayne.
names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
just had sex with a midget and didnt wrap it... were totally gonna have a tv show :)
you thought your tounge was "malfunctioning" because every time u spoke it wouldnt sit still.
Fact: my bamboo plant has grown 2 & 1/2 inches since I started watering it with bong water
We did lines off of a Whitney Houston CD case. That makes everything okay.
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
I woke up in a sink... Not like curled up on top of it though. I was standing, bent over, face first. IN THE DAMN SINK.
Bro, he broke his neck diving into a kiddy pool.
I distinctly remember holding up a piece of ham pizza and screaming: "WHO THE FUCK EATS HAM PIZZA" in the face of a bunch of scared 13 year old girls faces, while my own sister laughed in mine.
My only regret this past weekend is abusing only 3 substances when I could have done so much more.
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
I'm allotting you four buildings to piss on tonight. Choose wisely.
Pretty sure we're going to get a cease & desist notice from the Make A Wish Foundation, but until then...
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