Don't feel obligated to get back to me but I think I just fell in love with a middle aged waitress at the Dennys in waco. She's used but in good condition.
I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
Only in college do people pre-game a meteor shower
We have sex, then he cooks. It's like a fantasy.
Oh my god. I think I just sexted my mom...
What?!
Fwd: Ride me, you sleek sleek woman!!!
While I was fucking her, they came in and served us both weed from a hookah. best. friends. ever.
ah. the first shower back home is like a baptism from the sins of the past year
I'm pretty sure they had a hash wedding cake. I love college weddings.
While I was fucking him, he grabbed a taco off his shelf and started eating it. I had taco dripped on me. I have no idea where the taco came from.
Apparently throwing balloons filled with vodka off the roof is considered terrorism.
The whorange rubbed off. His white shirt was so gross at the end of the night I told him to frame it.
I'm not drinking with you for AT LEAST a day
Stay calm. It's a titty bar. A ring of cocaine will protect you.
He found out about your side hoe and still helped you try to find a lizard that got in the house
That guy u hooked me up with kept calling me james while were doing it...
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