So you started off by saying "no homo," but patting his crotch and saying his jeans fit him wonderfully may have overshadowed that.
Dont judge me. Him and his friends got me drunk for free, the least i could do was suck his dick
some drunk guy just paid $3 for each cig that i picked up off the ground. the cigs that he threw on the ground. I might just follow him the rest of the night
I owe you 20 bucks. My blood work did show liver damage.
He leaned in to kiss me and I dodged him but i fell on the floor. I guess I never got up cuz I woke up on the floor and he was in his bed
Hey, hey, hey, hey. This is a hurriCAN.
You leave me no choice. Your vagina is grounded. It can just sit there and think about what it's done.
Right, well, that begs the question of where did you get the whip, why are you using it, and why don't you carry one around more often?
I just remember dedicating a shot to me giving you head so it was obviously a good night
So your bra was hanging in the Christmas tree last night at some point I think
I just found out that my husband and I are Eskimo siblings. What in the actual fuck?!
dude, my hangover is telling me there was tequila involved
No one wanted to hang out so vodka and I are hanging out
It was a good hour of moans, penis compliments, smacks, and what sounded like someone running in flip flops
Was it your intent last night to burn the house down? With a waffle..
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