I'm going to shit on something weird... I can't wait
We are brilliant. We call it the pint walk. Killing a pint of vodka while we walk from cleveland park to dupont. just making mama proud
Marriage: a sacred union between one man and one woman, and another woman in Argentina.
You were absolutely insistent that the entire bar knew that it was peanut butter jelly time
if this hangover is indicative of how 2011 is gonna be, i want nothing to do with it
Drinking and pointing where stuff needs to go is hard stuff.
Dude random question. Where you with me when the vulture got electrocuted from the power lines and fell on the sidewalk in front of us?
Great sex, the promise of us mixing our excellent genetics in the future, and access to drugs are mainly what's holding this relationship together at the moment
I accused the cab driver of smoking weed in the taxi then I remember it was me.
My knees are skinned from sitting on someone's face on concrete
Dude we need to hang out soon. I'm in the mood to get arrested again.
UHG. i just want to have hot lesbian sex and eat pizza with you.
My butt remains clenched, sir.
I feel like you're the sexual bearcat I've always wanted to be.
i had to flash a cab last night.
did it work?
No. he slowed down but then kept going. story of my life.
Randomize
