This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
i should write a book entitled 'the joys of being sexually objectified'
apparently 9 shots of absynthe does not take away your skill to walk. i just woke up under a tree in some field on the other side of town with 4 hours missing.
Yea went to the bars and he called me 2 hours later with random people saying he is at a place that i don't think exists
I made a google map for "places I got blow jobs"
"Whiskey Cheerios" was a terribly great idea.
Wait til she sees the pic of her vag in court docs.
Where are you, who is in my bed, why is he wearing a spandex onesie as underwear, how did i get teethmarks on my forehead, what are we doing tonight?
Cops busted the party. A kid dressed as a dinosaur tried to crawl out the bathroom window but his tail got stuck. It took 3 cops to pry him out.
Our fuck buddy relationship took a turn for the worst after we were drunk and I punched him in the face when he asked for a three some with my best friend.
My mother is even happier about me having a sugar daddy than I am
No. Nooooo. No way. She looked like Amanda Bynes. The recent one not the one from All That.
In case you're wondering what I'm doing, I'll be banging an 18 year old this weekend. Repeatedly.
Using the money underagers give me to buy this semesters books.. My mom would be so proud
I wasn't going to drink tonight, but was reminded this is the anniversary of prohibition being repealed. If I don't, then I am against my profession of bartending and anti-American, right?
Randomize
