I thought spray tan was a myth
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You know, something that only happens in Jersey
After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
you know how i said i wouldn't send that pic message of your lofted bed falling from you fucking a fat chick? that was after i sent it to your mom
I just stepped on my own foot and apologized to my shoe... THAT high.
she passed out facedown in my lap while I was playing piano. 11 years of piano lessons finally paid for themselves.
hey, haven't seen your testicles in a while...you 3 still alive?
You were sad because he was "taking it out on the plant"
He literally sends me dick pictures, EVERY DAY. SEVERAL DIFFERENT ANGLES ..it's like I GET THE POINT.
My liver is begging me not to go, but sadly enough for him my feet and hands control me getting there.
I'm. Arresyed bur sierra ue obbe of mt vet friends. I hope we can tyajk ane gwt ob the same page. Ur aweaome ttyl.
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
I want to be the sort of person he can respect in the morning once the drugs wear off.
i think the last part kind of negates the first part there
She told me "I think I'm going to puke tonight" a few seconds later she said smiling"I can't wait!"
He gives me the same feeling I get when someone puts a margarita or German chocolate cake in front of me
Also, feel like I need to install a nanny cam to remind myself what I did the night before.
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