I literally just saw a campus policeman riding a Segway pull over a moving car. you should just give up.
I don't want to eat him, he probably tastes terrible.
Currently emptying half-full wine bottles from fridge into my mouth and refilling with water for later. Drunk survivalist recycling!
Not much, just your average college male Sunday cleaning period blood out of the carpet.
Tell me you're kidding.
Besides scarred, I'm not much of anything right now.
That's some primal shit right there. My vagina is all like CONSUME HIM AND HIS FRUIT HE WILL GIVE YOU SONS!
I imagine my service panda will provide sufficient protection. At the very least it will be an irresistible cuddly distraction while I make good my escape.
By early evening I was shouting at the deeply Christian girl to suck my dick inbetween snorting lines of gatorade powder.
Went home with a dude from UF last night. Just dripped chicken onto my phone and then licked it off. Going to pick up a bridesmaid dress. Mid 20s in a nutshell.
They were supposed to legalize it when there was a chance someone might actually propose to me. I'm appealing this bullshit.
And besides a nice relationship, I just really want to get laid damnit
Grateful to be alive soliciting dick pics. Thankful i'm alive for these little things and especially these big ones too.
Update: He still has devil magic genitals.
Good morning! Or after noon. Sorry for falling asleep in you
You know the force is loosing strength when Darth Vader can't handle his liquor on halloween.
I didn't really break out of the friend zone, as much as I blasted the doors off with high explosives and rode through on a grizzly bear...
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