I sat in the mc D drive thru and refused to move till the chick gave me her number
i'm sorry for cheering you on when you were making out with him. i was just celebrating the fact he was decent looking for once
Can you do me a favor and fuck someone with a car so I can get a ride home?
4 to the list in one week. Slutsville isn't as fun as the brochure promised.
Its not personal, its just business. I'm the Donald Trump of blowjobs.
Ok so in the last 18 months I have now driven four different dudes into counseling. I'm like heroin with a vagina.
Any time you can't remember a night, and you wake up in a sorority house, it's fucking worth it.
He asked if I could ever take him seriously, I told him I just like his doggy style.....needless to say I snuck out after an awkward cuddle session... I wont be calling him at 2 am anymore.
We are so drunk half our team had to bowl with a chaperone. We won every game. We drink
Idk what was more embarassing, seeing her face when I finished, or seeing her roomates faces thru the door..
My boyfriend told me that I said I wanted to "feast on her vagina"... Glad I don't remember.
I'm the kind of gay who carries his anxiety medication in case the club scene gets too fierce
He asked me to come stay with him so he could "see that ass and watch Harry Potter."
you ate an entire watermelon by using a CD as a spoon, then proceeded to chuck the leftovers at some dudes car...
He just fucked me into paralysis. can't feel my hands or face.
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