my dad wants uyo to call him right now...reverse drunk dialing
you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
I just woke up in the coolest sweatsuit i have ever seen..it has cory's name on the tag...do we know a cory?
Got one of only two perfect scores in the class on the quiz I took drunk. This is not a good thing for me to have learned about myself.
4 months of living in europe has taught me the art of making a drunken stumble look like a dance move
Mike is worried about me going on a cruise in June without him....how cute he thinks we are going to last till June
We should have a bouncer at the top of our stairs asking the guys we bring home for ID...
Spent fifteen minutes in the car thinking i was psychic before i realized the cd was not on shuffle
I vaguely remember hanging my bra off the ceiling fan and chugging a beer during sex
College has turned you into quite the multi tasker huh?
Come over. We're getting stoned and watching DogTV
I think I heard my penis growl. Wanna do lunch?
I'm going to go ahead and refrain from sexting you in an airport that is currently at a "level orange" security threat.
shes rolling around in the floor yelling my vagina hates me
I don't know if I'm having early flu symptoms, a miscarriage, or am badly hungover. Web md agrees.
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