have you ever noticed that homeless people never have acne. suck it proactive
I am SOOO high
tell me about your high
HUGE THUMBTACKS
so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
she said her black crocs were her 'dress up crocs'
Hes sobering up now. He was just really bad for like 45 minutes. He cried while he was telling me how he pictured us eating hotdogs on the beach together..
I made a drinking game out of watching your DUI video, everytime you say " okay, well thats just your opinion"
Just found a picture of a hobo making out with her tits...a HOBO
I found bruises on my neck from barfing out the window.
the best sex is "duke just lost" sex.
I'm going to look like a jackass in the Mexican newspaper tomorrow.
Why yes actually, getting stoned and reading an AARP magazine IS totally where I wanted my night to end!
Saw a girl outside my apartment shotgun a bud light, then a red bull, get in her Tahoe, and drive 4 people away. Gotta love thirsty Thursday.
I have a to do list for the summer and thing one is figuring out my sexual orientation
DELETE THAT VIDEO OF ME MAKING OUT WITH THAT RUG NOW
I was grinding on my boss last night. So Monday will be fun. That's what's going on in my life right now.
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