I had the most spectatular hardon this morning. I think it was trying to reach you in Wisconsin.
all thats left of you is your magnum wrapper on my dresser
If God had a period, it would result in diet faygo redpop
It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
So dude, she and I just got done having the most amazing sex, and then she rolled over and said that "lets make some tacos" and proceeded to the kitchen... naked... I'm buying the ring tomorrow
Even the French judge on the olympics would give that a 10
she scratched her sororities letters into my back when she was done. i think i was part of some sick game. sick twisted sexy game
I was so high I told him we should rub faces and pretend to be wombats. He was surprisingly enthusiastic about it.
I think it's awesome that you're getting shower sex advice from a Mormon.
It's a never ending cycle of men I've fucked knowing other men I've fucked. I need a new town.
if memory serves, the guy you were hooking up with said he was a slutty skittle.
That man deserves a slow clap... He defied the power of the vagina
Best case scenario I do a bunch of dirty things to you, blow your mind and you enjoy it. Worst case I stare at you, poke at you, smile and droll on myself, you laugh.
The pee I just pissed was about 7% better than the one at your house. But both are pretty far up there.
According to my Fitbit I was passed out in my car for 2 hours after she got us kicked out of the bar
How ya feelin sunshine?
Like a million dollars! ... That has been hit by a bus, drowned under water and beat repeatedly by a shovel.
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