Just looked at my call log. I called Planned Parenthood at 3am.
i just made a girl do the walk of shame. as a bumblebee. i love halloween.
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
Only you would think wine and coffee was an acceptable finals study time mix
He wasn't eating out, he was performing a hysterectomy without a license....should I be worried about my future family?
How do you not remember?? She kept putting a dollar on her waistband and insisting it was all you can eat under a dollar
I think we've had way too many heart to hearts in the Mc Donalds parking lot for this to be a healthy relationship
The bartender said he wanted to turn you gay, and we got free shots the rest of the night
Also, what is a socially acceptable way to introduce a crossbow in public?
Apparently I tried my hand at mustard juggling. I wasn't very good.
The staples of my diet are Labatt Blue, Xanax, and brick cheese.
I should have never moved out...
Let's just say that in a last ditch effort to avoid getting arrested I said to the cop "but I'm not even that drunk" and he proceeded to point out (in front of a crowd) that I had "fucking pissed my pants"
it was weird going down on him. His picture of Jesus was staring at me the entire time...
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