She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
if socks could get pregnant i would have catholic amounts of kids
there should be a relationship option on facebook "stillllll in a relationship"
Get the fuck buddy a birthday present or not? He def deserves one, but how do I explain the debit card charge to my husband?
I have tardy slips. and absent slips if you don't show up to the bar. and trust me, if you are absent there will be a saturday school. I'm teaching you how to drink tonight.
Found you in the bushes with fireworks, a teacup and no shoes. Decided it was a bad time to wake you.
Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
I was greeting people at my door feeding them jello shots out of an ice cube tray with a spoon.
I just blurted out "it's pretty tight isn't it"
Well... He is a good looking man underneath all the fat and muff.
Due to certain anatomical proportions it was less like fucking and more like childbirth.
I'm so glad we both made out with him though. I feel like that really brought us together
Mom and I shoplifted today. Her idea.
Retirement sounds fun.
THIS IS AN AMERICAN HORROR STORY I CAN'T FIND MY VIBRATOR ANYWHERE WHICH MEANS I LOST IT WHEN I MOVED WHICH MEANS MY POOR VIBRATOR IS OUT THERE IN THE WORLD ALL ALONE RIGHT NOW WHAT AM I GOING TO DO
so horny i almost want to text him..and then i remember the restraining order i have against him
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