turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
after we finished he farted and said 'i've been holding that one in'
Oh no it's bring yor chld to work day...I'm too drunk for this
the theme of the baby shower is Nightmare On Prego Street
We lived together for a year and neither of us knew we were both gay.
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
We're celebrating his weight gain and arrest.and by we I mean I, and by celebrating I mean getting dangerously drunk
I was really excited when he said that condoms didn't fit him, then he added "they fall right off"...
So I fucked her. If you're keeping score at home, it's all tied up with horrible sex with someone I like and great sex with someone I hate both with 1.
I'll remember. Also, I owe you 200 for a pair of shoes that I carelessly bought to improve my spinal structure, to improve my health and ensure that I love to be 300 years old. Like Adam. Of the bible.
I'm the one on the patio wearing underwear. Holding a pipe. Pigtail and glasses. Can't miss me.
I can't tell if I'm still on the hangover from last night, or if I'm experiencing the one from tomorrow, because it was so powerful that it actually traveled back through time...
I'm so hungover that I just wrote up my will because I'm afraid I'm gonna die. I'm leaving you my bong.
it was awkward when he was taking off my clothes and i had to help him undo my fanny pack
Gave a guy a blowjob in a convent. Place in hell is now secured...
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