You can't special order awesome
He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
my vagina has been out of service for wayy too long... this semester needs to start like right now
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
you looked at her and told her she looks like the girl you lost your virginity to then told her you wanted to lose it to her again
I offered you a bag but you said "I gotta break in the new carpet" and you puked all over the floor
Dude you of all people would miss her giving him a handjob in front of the whole party
Hello. You don't know me, but word on the street is that we are now eskimo sisters. I feel like we should go out for coffee and compare experiences.
I don't think you should be sorry for such memorable sex that I yell your name when you aren't around.
LOOK AT MY ASS AND LEGS IN THIS SKIRT. I KNOW ALL THE BEST HIDING SPOTS IN THIS BUILDING. AND I OFFER TEQUILA.
Happy 4 year arrest-aversary! I promise no thanksgiving has been as eventful as that one haha..
Smoking weed with a blind guy, don't worry he's chill.
You date? I thought you just hooked up with your TAs
You showed up at 4 am holding a beer and wearing a wig you apparently found in the dumpster.
That explains some things...
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