What was that guy's name that you dated that wore the leotard?
he was lying next to me and i saw him text "score" to someone.
Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
I cannot stress to you how much better your current situation is than listening to gay sex
Dude totally calling you out on watching when harry met sally on netflix on demand on april 8th.
Just mindlessly walked into the mens bathroom. My vagina has now become its own independent being, looking for penises. I'm just along for the ride.
I can't wait to go to grad school so I am not your high unemployed friend.
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
Want to come over? I'm getting stoned and watching Netflix and making s'mores over a candle in my room
It's surprise blowjob week. You should be excited.
I'm pretty sure every guy I've been with this weekend has made a solid attempt at getting me pregnant...
I'll just put on a bunch of mascara and cry right before I get there. Then everyone will recognize me.
shut up and let me use my vagina as a weapon of self destruction in peace!
We're starting to light shit on fire, bring a metal bucket. Be prepared, Jimmy's off his meds.
The sex would be better if it wasn’t interrupted because his home detention ankle monitor needed charging. At least I know he’s not cheating on me
Do you even hear yourself?
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