Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
oh god all I remember is forward rolls down the corridor and all I have to show for it is "fit Romanian guy" saved in my phone
He didn't dress up but kept finding random pieces of costumes on the floor at each club. He was an 80s hair band warrior at the end of the night.
he slipped a picture of a kangaroo under my door that said "im sorry" on the back and passed out on my lawn.. who the fuck is this kid?
Dude, it could be so much worse. That Dale kid lost a toe I think.
He raised his arm and dropped it in his sleep to smack himself awake. He knows his phone has an alarm clock right?
its before 9am and ive already had to dip my dick and balls in a glass of milk. probably isnt a good sign for how today is going to go.
That's what I love about being a lesbian. My roommate's boyfriend watched her finger me and then he made me pancakes in the morning. AND THEN HE LEFT.
She had her pubic hair down there shaved into the superman s............. Best one night stand ever.
I cant see straight, her clothes are all over my floor and I'm covered in bite marks... No I will not go to brunch with you
I'm so high right now that I'm wearing gloves.
I just want you to know when I bang him in the back of my car later I'll have pony by ginuwine on repeat
Am i obligated to tell my sister her girlfriend was my one night stand three months ago?
thank you for being so understanding of my weak stomach and poor self-control
We are so disgustingly codependent and I wouldn't have it any other way
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