she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
He's cheating on his wife, and he's judging me for eating McDonalds
Let's just say my vagina is not superimpressed with the superintendent of schools.
I feel like I got hit by a bus. A head on collision with my vag.
but they dont look like handprints. looks like someone had a boxing match with my tits and my tits lost
OMG. Dad just threw a 100 dollar bill down on the table for a girl to lift her shirt. I think he was kidding, but...
Nothing bonds a father and daughter like washing her puke off the front steps
Just woke up in my fuck buddies bed with, from the looks of her ass and side boob, a girl that is not my fuck buddy. This should be interesting
Definitely had a dick in my ass while watching the Seahawks win. Best NFC Championship game ever.
Last night I made the hotel shuttle driver take me to Walgreens for birth control, and Pringles.
They were both high priority
I just said "I love my cat" as a hobby.
I thought since you asked to see my dick I might as well say hi
man fuck you i am a delight. you're the one who fucking set his tree on fire while high
I guess what I'm trying to get to is that my dog sneezed on my dick earlier and its really taken the joy out of my evening.
It's totally a relationship. we have sex in other people's beds, watch mad men while high and get drunk on his teammates' beer. don't you dare stomp on my dreams with your societal judgments
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