so, on facebook you can become a fan of butt sex, and also premarital sex, but not premarital butt sex, which is what I was aiming for.
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
It took us hanging out like four times to kiss. Id like to fuck you before I'm 30
I just remember thinking that if i ran really fast through the house, no one would notice i was naked.
Walked into a liquor store bleeding. That kind of night.
Don't worry, nothing happened....but we should have a fire extinguisher here.
i'm duct taped to my bed with a condom in my hand. something went wrong
She's the perfect storm when it comes to psycho stalkers
Meh. People are people bro. All of us are hairless psychotic apes. Happy 420.
yea but i missed the pot and poured the boiling water on my dick. shit hurts. aint nothin easy about that mac
1. Why did we have the team Chirstmas party in November 2. Why didn't anyone tell me the coaches were invited 3. Why did coach get the giant vibrator I brought
saw a family tailgating a graduation with hard liquor... i'm assuming yours?
are you shitting me? they told me they'd at least wait until 10am
You have my heart. You only share my vagina.
You threw a beachball full of vodka at me and yelled I CHOOSE YOU then ran
You're moving up the public shitting ladder
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