You probably shouldn't be hiding under someones bed listening to them get head
So can I buy you a drink sometime?
Sure, but make it a double, I'm drinking for two these days.
The ratio was 19 to 1 and the 1 was lauren so it didn't even count.
so my doctor just swabbed my throat, and he looked up in suprise when i had no gag reflex. yea, he just judged me.
I'm wearing an NBA shooting sleeve while jerking off...and yes my arm has stayed warm
If I EVER think it's a good idea to blow someone who just showed me their synchronized swimming performance on youtube again please correct me immediately.
I don't always steal things but when i do it is a six foot five dos equis guy
Haha keeping the dream alive until Chinese New Year. I'm jobless with stitches in my face.
WE SHOULD MAKE A WORKOUT ROUTINE CALLED BARCARDIO
Her parents are celebrating she found someone so well endowed.
Will there be champagne when they see the pay check?
Trying not to ruin Mother's Day with the enormous hickey on my neck. Nice.
I asked him to help me break in the space ship aka my bed.
Get here now. I need a drinking buddy. I don't care if you're in a different timezone, it'll be five o clock here faster.
I can get something to clone your cock for $40. It's worth it. It's my birthday present to myself.
OMG I CAN GET A GLOW-IN-THE-DARK ONE
2020 sucks, I want a refund
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