Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
where are you?
in the room with the baby pig
k im coming soon
I wish i could convert my hornyness to productiveness. I would have written a fucking book by now.
That's a really weird place to spoon. Especially if there are more accessible places to spoon. Like a bathtub.
we just drove by a car that was painted for a grad, it said "you done it!" with a confederate flag bumper sticker next to it. i love kentucky
if tampons were more like dildos the world would be a better place
sorry about having a shotput competition with your microwave, seemed like a good idea at the time
Travis is back on this booty and burgers thing. If I'm his delivery service for food he better fuck me how I want.
At this point can I suggest a mail away bride. You judge Nick but you are a strange dude and that may be your ticket.
Once you mention butt plugs, conversations always take a turn for the worst.
there's nothing weirder than waking up to your mom eating breakfast on the couch that you fucked her coworker on last night.
dude, you declined head because you wanted to tell her about how you put cinnamon in your weed. also, we're low on Chef Boyardee
My new boobs got me 12 drinks at the concert. Whose the real winner here?
If you don't wanna wax my ass just say so.
What's the weirdest place you've ever had sex?
I don't think you're psychologically prepared for this conversation.
Randomize
