Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
i can totally tell he's high. he's having a conversation with my dog.
I just found a dead bug in my nose. if that's the worst thing up there im considdering myself lucky.
he looks like a really good dad on facebook
You totally drew a penis wizard on my closet that says "I travel for cock rock"
Just made nachos out of string cheese and sunchips and laying in my bed watching babay einstion..get on my level
Okay good. And who the fuck put a condom on my foot. That shit hurt
Soooo how am i supposed to explain to my mom that i was admitted to the hospital but you kidnapped me within 20 minutes?
He said he only likes girls with a sense of humor, after he took his pants off I understood why
Are you two whores ready for me to turn the light on so you can see what you came home with last night?
Trying to Jedi mind trick myself into not throwing up. This is not the esophagus you are looking for.
Just wanted to share my unfortunate vagina news in the hopes that it would make your vagina feel better about itself.
Turns out, the guy I'm casually fucking has a girlfriend who's cheating on him with my sister's boyfriends brother who I fucked last year. And my sex life has now come full circle.
Can you confirm that you aren't dead?
Stop inviting Kevin over. The dickless wonder started playing some strange Sci-FY music and speaking an alien language and the girls split.
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