We are allowed to think Jacob from Twilight is hot in 468 days!
I don't know what is sadder, the fact that you figured that out or the fact that I can't wait until then!!
Whenever I miss you I just turn on Tool Academy
if she leaves who will i have to secretly talk about behind thier back
It's Monday. What a great day to start the weekend on the week of st. Patricks day
My cousin had a baby so we have to look at it. Apparently the event is byob
well other than the faint smell of fireworks in the truck you can't really tell the windshield was exploded
Haha that's why you never name the penis. Its like a pet, once named you will most likely get attached.
I broke down outside of an all boys correctional facility
well if that's not a gay porn waiting to happen, i dont know what is...
You kept trying to use my cat as a napkin.
Every now and then I'll meet one who is talented in the art of shower gymnast.
like stop just cause your whole life has been one enormous reject pile does not mean that i have to suffer too
My fridge is empty and all of my food is in the bathtub. Just.. Why?
Playing Cards Against Humanity with my relatives at Christmas while I'm stoned was a bad idea...
She doesn't believe I only want to use you for sex. She has a much higher opinion of me than either of us do.
He made her leave because she liked Top-Ramen better than Maruchaun. He's my hero.
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