who's fault is it that she tells me today she is only 16 because i definately met her at the bar...
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
so the last visual we have of him for the next 87 weeks is him outside on the ground rolling around yelling I HATE BLOWJOBS
Yeah we call her cincohandjabos because she gave 5 guys handjobs one night in 5th grade
Im just saying it can't be that bad if he drove himself to the er. We'll head that way when we finish playing scattergories
If a vagina could give out awards, you should be preparing an acceptance speech.
Apparently love is stronger than SoCo
Admit it. It's a brilliant plan with hundreds of possible repercutions.
Understatement of the year.
I literally walked into the toilet, looked at my reflection, said "alcohol" and went back to bed...
He threw a twenty at the stripper and asked for change
well did he get it
....yes
You should know two things about me,,,1) I am highly sexual and 2) I am HIGHLY competitive so you telling me about how much sex you had with the other girl makes me say "challenge accepted"... you should hydrate.
I just interrupted this girl giving a dude head in a parked car on the south side. Going down on your guy while you're parked in front of your house because you don't want your parents catching you is fine by me, just don't block the fire hydrant.
this is a PSA to never have sex in a bed from ikea
You set fire to his cat.
In my defense, I did not think it would be in the trash bag.
ya well i woke up to my roommate spraying me with windex...
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