But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
I swear if I see one more guy in a v-neck and fedora I'm going to punch someone in the balls. This is philly, you're not supposed to look like Ryan Cabrera
This guy legit just tried to LSAT formal logic his way into my pants. Contrapositives and everything.
She's coming to town, taking me to a Suns Game, wants Anal, and knows we're not going to date, I imagine this is what heaven is like
it took you forty minutes to realize it was a gay bar.
The great thing about skinny blondes is that they're all interchangeable.
Everything tastes like Lysol. Am I dying?
The couch is in the bathroom. I don't understand how that is even possible. I couldnt even fit that shelf thingy through the door. Come help. I am about to pee my pants.
We crashed a rave, threw glitter all over Gay Dan and the bartender, broke a chandelier and called ourselves the Kings of Neon.
He looks like a fat version of lurch from the adams family and smells like fritos. This is not the caliber man I want pleasuring himself to the thought of me!
There were four people in the car. The girls sure know how to blow. I think we almost crashed when the driver climaxed.
My mind just played a snippet of me asking to be a Joey and trying to climb into your apron pocket...
ok but bondage is pretty much my easy mode
You told your boyfriend he needed to fuck you in the tree because it would make you guys one with nature.
Did he?
there is definitely a hickey on my left nipple.
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