she's a dental assistant. she can get nitrous. kinda looks like a sloppy bucket of fuck. time to take one for the team. NEED SHOTS STAT!!
He's coming over, and I hope he doesn't get hungry. I'm sure its not proper protocol to bring one booty call to another booty call's house for the munchies.
I caught them hiding behind a car trying to have sex.
"Let's chug a beer then make out" doesn't sound as nice, but it would prob make him cum right there.
If I don't end up being a booty call for Valentine's Day, you wanna go to the movies?
When I said 'i love my boyfriend' I didn't mean 'send me a picture of your penis'.
Its completely acceptable to go naked under my graduation gown right?
Some ppl might frown upon it but theyre prudes
how did you know i stayed over last night?
there was a trail of glow sticks and cheetos from the front door all the way to his bedroom
Code 10 We gotta leave. Now. I took a dump in the upstairs toilet and its clogged and overflowing, and believe me I don't want to have to explain myself to this frat on parents weekend.
Is there a word in the English dictionary for impressed, yet disgusted?
I think the word you're looking for is flabbergasted.
The resort was totally empty, just June and I. Which of course lead to EXCESSIVE day drinking and outdoor fucking. FYI Dominicans LOVE to watch.
You kept sacrificing me last night. You would just yell out "Virgin Sacrifice!!" and then throw me into a circle of men.
I just had to explain to an 70+ year old lady what 'coitus' was. This was not in my job description.
Is 28 too old to get fingered in Centennial Park? Asking for a friend.
If I wasn't planning on spend the rest of my life with you I wouldn't send you so many nudes, so fucking appreciate it
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