How many times do you have to sleep with a guy before you get him to kiss you???
Clearly, I'm already going to hell, so there's no point in trying anymore.
You don't have to be drunk! I've licked your asshole before
It's called 'beer pong' not 'everclear and coke pong' for a reason...
She refused to give me a hand job while we were watching a war movie saying she didn't wanna disrespect the soldiers
How do you not remember seeing the kid from our chem lab table and repeatedly yelling "lab partners for life!" at him?
i just stole a 8 pack of olde english 40s and 2 roles of duct tape. we are going to make edward proud tonight.
I have better things to do with my life than be faithful.
When we were texting for those few weeks, I some how established a crush on you. And its weird and wild and stupid and silly. But these things just have to be said sometimes to determine what's real and what is infatuation. And to suffer the consequences of five am drunk philosophy. No regrets.
But I do cardio so I don't get winded during sex really it's not like I'm trying to lose weight
the conference was great. we had to hide the acid in a planter in front of the department of agriculture though
I'm terrified that I'm going to have a baby with a guy who posts snapchat stories while ignoring my texts
I walked in on him pumping himself up by headbanging to the drumbeat from Jumanji.
He grabbed my tits and sang "you are so beautiful" to them before faceplanting into my chest
The walk of shame was so much longer today. i have to start fucking guys in my own postcode.
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