I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
You are an asshole
haha sleeping beauty awakes.
Where did you find this costume?
Dude let's go to Saudi Arabia. They outlawed valentine's day. And probably love.
Fine. Just this once and because its veterans day will I send you a picture of my tits. You're lucky I love this country.
Confirmed. Vegetarians give terrible head.
Why is there a frozen condom filled with water in my freezer?
Just witnessed my roommate pick her nose and eat it in her sleep. Remember, you made out with that.
The bald eagles cry cause u drink canadian beer.
he also bled all over my floor. unrelated to cats but true nonetheless.
We are without power. He took ALL the lightbulbs out and hid them.
You need a twittervention. You're better than this.
I yelled out look at all those hickeys. And then gave her boyfriend a high five
Don't do it. It's 9 am on a Monday morning and I'm hungover. I can't deal with tears right now.
Drunk version of me is like a sleeping demon inside of me that awakes to the sound of vodka
You know how fear has a smell? Well turns out shame has a smell too. It's Pina colada flavored anal grease.
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