This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
I wish your couch was made out of beer. I would drink like half of it.
At Coney Island the sign for the rollercoaster The Cyclone says, "Make sure your glasses and weave are secure."
that's why i date skinny girls, they don't realize how small it is.
He walked in AS I was cumming. Now even my father knows I'm a squirter.
I'm sorry I put you in the washing machine. I honestly thought you would fit.
Topless bubble bath with a lesbian is debatable as a gay experience.
A drunk hobo just gave me a fist bump. Because I know what a womb is.
So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
all we have is white fucking wine this is a travesty it's christmas not a fucking funeral
You've created a tinder dominating monster.
Woke up in a cemetery. Puked in front a funeral ceremony that was going on.
Never thought I'd see the day when I got assless chaps in the mail, and yet here we are...
The economy cant be that bad, I willingly got fired to bang her again.
Now the fun stuff starts.
Someone is losing a finger.
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