She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
Apparently he doesn't remember leaving the bar
If I spent $100 at the bar and didn't get laid I wouldn't want to remember anything either
I'd like to come home and be able to sleep in a bed that's not filled with crumbs from you getting too high and passing out while eating. This is seriously getting ridiculous.
If there is a god, you will have pink eye tomorrow.
I am solely responsible for the birth of their child. I mean, I did push them into the room and hold the door shut yelling "punch that kitty!". It has to be a sign.
I'm legit concerned I might pass out this weekend from having too much sex.
Can you pinpoint the moment you decided it was acceptable to trade blow jobs for beers or was it a gradual slide?
then she kicked a hole in her own door and the next thing you know, brian's walking up to her room with power tools. in no condition to use them
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
Blacked out, Had to be carried out of the bar again by two large black bouncers. Asked them to be my "boo thangz" Again.
Cockoligist
Yes, one may refer to me as that.
I should make business cards.
He ended up buying the equivalent of dinner at a Mexican place, in weed
Thank you for deleting me from Instagram. Also, I'm carrying your child. Happy new year!
If the ex isent in town and im crying under a table somewhere because of it can we go to a drag show or something
We spent 45 minutes searching the crevices of our friend's car with a pair of tweezers trying to find the acid that we dropped
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