Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
Fantastic night. drank beer from a wine bottle, danced on a van, chased a llama, and fell from a fence
Do vagina's smell?
its raining. im dressed as yoda and im trick or treating alone. and i wonder why im still a virgin..
he literaly had a hockey helmet on and was swan diving off the couch onto the coffee table.
Is your answer to that text seriously a right parenthesis
Who knows? Maybe we can sing afternoon delight into each other's genitals.
Whenever we go out my brain flips on autopilot, straight to blackout.
We went rollerblading down high street singing "Free Falling"in ketchup and mustard costumes. A car full of guys drove by and yelled out their window "Need a hot dog with that?!" Naturally, we woke up at their apartment.
No. 70% of the female population would find them attractive. The other 30% are lesbian and even they would appreciate them for their strong bodies and athletic capabilities.
I did a kegel this morning to determine if I had been penetrated during last night's blackout. Nope.
If I had a penis, I'd want to put it in you. And I'd treat you with respect and pay for your drinks.
Wake up. Eat bread. Find your dignity. Don't be late for work again.
I gave her a cheerful high five and she turned to me and said, "we should do that with our genitals." I may have to marry this girl.
And somehow in between all the vomitting you managed to mumble "Well this is attractive!" And I swear that's when I fell in love. Best. First. Date. Ever!
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