Do you feel like you missed out a little from not getting crabs in college?
I feel like we're taking advantage of the fact that our R.A has cerebal palsey.
Apparently she ran into the Emergency Room declaring "ROOM, PLEASE" as if she were checking herself into Holiday Inn.
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
I think he just made me trade sex for my cat.
Found her with a stray dog now called champagne, crying about how she feels a mom now. Had to take her home. The dog too.
I agreed not to hook up with any randoms while she's on vacation, if that isn't a show of good faith then I don't know what is...
SHUT UP I CAN'T HEAR YOU OVER THE SOUND OF UKULELE AND LONLINESS
You were yelling at the mannequin and saying "DON'T LOOK AT ME"
I just realized that Margarita Wednesdays are so much better now when followed by No Work Thursdays.
Drank vodka clubs for 6 hours last night. Holy shit just realized that.
We have sober sex! It's a real relationship.
There are only a few things more freaky than wandering around a zoo drunk.
Well I just masturbated while reading a recipe for Alfredo sauce so I guess you could say I’m growing up
Sorry I missed your birthday party. I caught a dick and rode it to O-Town
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