is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
i must of done something right to please the booty call gods. . . maybe fucking that fat chick?
Somebody left a mini pitcher in the bathroom. Think its safe?
yeah they are definitely having sex in that car. joe just yelled through the window telling them to do the "titanic hand print thing"
Holy fucking shit the worst thing for a hangover ever--A FUCKING BOLLYWOOD MOVIE BLARING IN CLASS
Just copped mushrooms from a dude in a business suit. U comin or what?
Is it bad that I feel proud to be the first one to puke in the apartment? And I did it in style?
You straight up painted the counter with steak, tequila and beer. You owe me a knew toothbrush.
A homeless man gave him a blanket and an ambulance drove him to sarahs...
I feel like I should treat myself every time I find out I'm not pregnant. Is there a pie company that delivers??
Dude you literally tried to cook your phone in the microwave. You were so wasted you asked your mom to help you turn it on.
I'm eating year old chocolate from the trash can. It was in a ziploc bag but still, this is a new low. Help me.
I just poured two shots of fireball into my Rapunzel mug I love finals.
OH MY GOD YOU GUYS I JUST FOUND OUT I HAD PHONE SEX THE OTHER NIGHT
boys just don't understand what they're missing out on.
he's missing out on my boobs looking marvelous this evening.
wheres my face? and why is my pocket so big?
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