NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
he literaly had industrial grade plastic underneth his blankets
He's coming over tonight...I really wish I didn't have my period right now...
I believe I'm witnessing the first time ever that you wished your period would NOT come....
My roommate just got home. Made an entire package of bacon. Ate it. And then went to bed.
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
He was showing him the picture of the 40 year old woman he made out with in Florida, turns out Chris made out with the same woman.
Go her
Sometimes I envy you, when I'm not praying for your soul.
A guy in the dance floor is raising the roof with an axe in hand. I love Halloween.
Yelling at the starbucks lady to write Beyoncé on my cup
I was stopped at a light on my way home and a priest threw holy water on my car. Seems fitting after last night.
I just got the two most enjoyable things in life in one... Weed delivered in bubble wrap.
I was trying to remember why my knees hurt then I remembered I was twerking on the countertops.
You yelled "Everybody!!! Round of applause to Jill for not doing anal!!" Right in front of him.
i think i puked but i couldve been a dream and i may have madeout with a 20 something guy infront of my managers...also possible dream.
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