I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
This unplanned pregnancy thing is really taking all the fun out of football season.
we just drove by a car that was painted for a grad, it said "you done it!" with a confederate flag bumper sticker next to it. i love kentucky
Can you send me the video of that girl that got arrested last night? I'm gonna try and hit that and I need something to break the ice with.
as I was walking out the door her and her roommate started singing "toot it and boot it".. I'm in love
I want him to be the Hulk to my Brooke Hogan this Halloween. Can I ask him to be my daddy this weekend?
Only if you say it like that.
Last two new years I ended in jail by 12. Can we wait until its actually 12:02 this time to do something stupid. I'd like to spend the first minute of 2012 free.. At least.
I plan on being naked for at least 2/3 of the wedding.
You were force feeding yourself jello and you kept repeating, "I will not surrender"
I ate 12 cupcakes in less than 24 hours, so no judgement here.
So is it your turn now to pretend like dating someone else would stop us from fucking?
THAT'S MY GIRL
KICKING BUT AND GETTING PEOPLE INTOXICATED
Honestly, if you don't have a lawsuit pending against you by this time tomorrow, I'll be impressed.
I think someone shaved off all their pubes in the handicap stall or a werewolf stopped by the office to take a crAzy dump!
oh and i figured out why we kept smelling vomit. ive got vomit on my socks. putting the heater on my feet was not the best of ideas.
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