normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
if all i could do was poop and smoke weed, i'd be eternally happy
amen to that sister
He just kept yelling woof and then threw money all over me...
You going to have to be more specific than the night we blew an 8ball off the toilet..
why didn't you tell me his penis tasted like oreos?
Im drinking in homer but I guess Egan got arrestest on an "assault by water ballon" charge but tom actually threw the water balloon in question at the bartender.
So I thought the party was crazy before his pinky came off...
We need a bunch of roses, some chocolate, 2 cops, a mariachi band, and a thermometer
My vag is like the Sahara
Ew that's gross.
The sad truth. Barren and empty.
There are Vine videos that have lasted longer than he did
i convinced him to be a french maid for halloween. he has no idea what he's in for. i just ordered the breast forms.
I swear, when I turn 21 in four months, I'm going to carry a flask around with me, and make a drinking game out of everything.
Like you can't just be like oh bb and THEN SEND ME A FUCKING PICTURE OF MY 8TH GRADE FAT SELF IN A TACO COSTUME
Grateful to be alive soliciting dick pics. Thankful i'm alive for these little things and especially these big ones too.
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