Some guy said that sham wows were the same as regular shammys. needless to say you had to be restrained. you kept trying to 'slap chop' him.
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
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You're right, stupid question.
this is hardly the first time i've been told i'm dressed "too suggestively" for 7 in the morning.
It'll be like the burning bush except without moses and with pubes.
The cab driver is now flexing at a red light...
You threw my heel at her from across the street... And hit her in the back of the head so hard she face planted into the street. I need more friends like you.
This is the first time I'm hearing this information.
If you call getting home safe by sprinting down Spanish Harlem barefoot still rolling then ya I made it
My dick can't jump between your dick and her mouth, man. It's impossible, I think.
you said "this ones for the homies" and proceeded to pour the shot into your other cup instead of the ground b/c "good liquor is not meant to wasted no matter the circumstances"
i was on the fire escape while he ate me out for a while before i realized he had shut the door behind us and locked us out and i proceeded to climb down the stairs and climb back into the party through the window.
i can only hope to be on your level one day.
Sorry for pissing on y'all's floor last night
i just passed i guy i once let listen to me masterbate on the phone...nyc is not big enough
You tried to pick a fight with a polka band saying that you'd wrap the accordion around their throats
I walked into your room and you were wearing party beads, a foam finger, and reading the dictionary. Good night?
I want to find him again. His Corona tank top and I were made for each other.
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