Well I'm going to a gay club in my banana suit. You should come. My bro is going as a pirate. I don't know if there's a theme.
if you call bong hits and onion rings a party, then yeah
i totally forgot about the coupon that said i would show him how i pleasure myself.
I have two girls sleeping in my bed naked and I ended up making it to class, what were you saying about staying in on the weekdays?
official worst smell ever. a used condom that has gone through the dryer.
Thats two for two birthdays where I've gotten the "alcoholism runs in the family" speech
I just don't see what's wrong with carrying a water bottle around.
It's not the bottle. It's the fact that you're drinking wine out of a sport bottle at 9 am.
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
I tried to interpretive dance to Candy Shop to stop the awkwardness.
Please come home, i don't want to feel like basket garbage girl but I'm in your alleyway and not sure how to change that.
First of all you're supposed to say "you're not fat". And second of all never ever deprive me of nachos.
Also this is super embarrassing but sorry for licking your chest
i dont think sending her flowers will make her forgive you running over her foot.
Then you guys just all showered together...?
I just don't understand what you plan on accomplishing there except for losing all vestiges of post-freshman year dignity
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