pissed the bed twice, first one side then rolled over , other side. boom.
i'm pissing behind 7/11. if you guys leave... i'll think it's funny too
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
Fuck him tonight for the both of us. We're still tag-teaming in spirit.
She came back in her actual cheerleader uniform. Made a bad bj tolerable.
Too drunk to talk to museum staff. So much for proper wednesdays
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
I have a new philosophy. Fuck wearing bras, it's summertime.
No. I'm drinking straight up vodka right now. With a pineapple in it.
That'll put some boobs in that bra.
I have major gossip for you.
Oh no, did you have sex last night?
If I had sex last night I'd probably post it on facebook. It's been that long and I'd be that excited.
Boys should be on-demand - like, once you select one, he's yours for the next 24-hours
my grandpa paid for my boob job but he just doesn't know it.
Evidently I placed three booty calls at the same time...it was an ugly scene. I'm never getting that high again.
the next morning his mother came in to tell me that she made breakfast. she told me to put my clothes on too. awkward.
I didn’t eat all day. Got really drunk at a bruins game and puked in a random dunkies cup on the T
If that doesn’t scream I’m from New England, I don’t know what does
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