My vag wants to play a game of hungry hungry hippos with your cock.
Never again will we have slut saturday. Never.
Come outside. The vendor wants to go out strong tonight! Russian hooker interviews. Don't ask. We leave in 3 minutes.
He's like Medusa, you can't look directly into his eyes or you'll turn into a slut.
Someone spilled vodka all over the elevator floor. Bring straws.
Hey. I can't work your space dryer so I'm wearing your blanket home. I'll get my clothes later. Fun party!
They have a genuine stripper pole secured to the floor of their living room. I am thoroughly take advantage of it. I've made $5 so far. Why don't more places have poles??!
Flatmate got laid for the first time in 3 years. I'm baking a cake.
And I'm bringing my coffee cup of wine.
My hot gay tattoo artist grew a beard and I'm not taking it well.
get your sex hands out of my capn crunch
Walking into her house she felt something in her bra.... It was a used condom. Sadly enough this is not the first or last time it will happen. It's time for an intervention.
He came into my room last night and started peeing underneath my desk, I told him the bathroom was the next door over.
He broke through his window then signed his name on the biggest peice of glass from it. I think they framed it and named it 'best party ever'
His dog hid my thong. Let me tell you, the last thing you want during a commando mini skirt walk of shame is lots of wind. There’s a church congregation that knows all my business
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