i wish we had morning classes together so we can spike our coffee.
He knows as soon as he hits chameleon eye status drunk, he is guaranteed to piss the bed we NEED to push him there
Come help me clean. I know we won't be getting our security deposit back...but I would like to move out with our dignity.
it's official, i've been high in 26 different states, and three different countries.
I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
Somehow me showing up to/breaking into her house only to find I was a week early for the party became a night of weed cookies and sex.
I spent the whole weekend building houses out of popsicle sticks for my bowls. How was your weekend?
WHY IS HE GONE WHEN I ACTUALLY HAVE THE AMOUT OF ESTROGEN TO HUMP A SQUIRREL?!?!
hotboxing with the ex-bf's two most recent hookups. they just realized they're eskimo sisters with his best friend. this is what happens when I come home for Christmas.
I SMOKED SO MUCH I SKIPPED A DAY.
I swear, the guy behind me wasn't paying attention until the words "middle aged fuckboy" came out of my mouth.
I don't blame you. I made YouTube videos of me singing Rent songs then slept with a married couple. Fucking tequila.
my mom just came into my room and handed me a news paper article about women on the verge of a drinking problem... i can already tell its not about to be sunday funday
He’s really fucking cute. Like, I want his penis in my mouth cute.
There's something sensual about taking off a pair of socks.
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