i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
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nvm
there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
I hope you shit your pants in a socially devastating situation.
Shame should no longer be a word in your vocabulary.
I feel like every picture I upload of him on facebook where you can see his purity ring, I should make the caption "something in this picture does not belong"
True. On an unrelated note I helped post bail for both of our ex girlfriends last night. Russian roulette: guess which one is pregnant?
Do me a favor? If you get with him, please lick his abs. Someone has too they're just too beautiful not to.
Ginormous penis in the breeze, cumming champagne showers into your eye
Convincing a cop that you have diplomatic immunity is way harder in Dallas than in Serbia. And you get fined for attempted bribery.
How do you feel? I threw up in a towel. Also, a lot of other things.
he was high. i was rolling face. we were both wearing grateful dead t shirts. at that point it's like we had no choice but to fuck
I got bit by a peacock. That's how hard shit went down last night.
Just paid my weed guy with a check. I've got this whole adult thing down.
you were walking down the sidewalk and just puked. didnt even stop or slow down and just kept going. i was so impressed i didnt even tell anyone you threw up on passing peoples shoes.
congratulations on joining the accidental bisexual club
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