she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
I just did the classiest thing ever.
last time you said that you got chlamydia.
I just saw the pics of me from the costume party as Party Boy. I've effectively cock-blocked myself forever.
frozen peaches as icecubes. vodka Sundays just got wayyyy better
terrible decisions. terrible terrible terrible decisions.
who'd you have sex with.
Chris threw beer can at guy. Guy ended up being a fighter. Chris got his eye socket broke. Fighter got hand re-broke. Chris is passed out. Fighter is in kellys bed. everybody won last night. I think.
You were buying shots for everyone, saying, "I got a tax refund. I'm a MILLIONAIRE."
Update... last night a man tried to bite my ear. I think he swallowed my pearl earring.
This hurricane better not stop me from sitting on the stoop thurs & enjoying all the slutty costume walkofshamers
Dad's already had 6 Zionist conspiracy rants and moms trying to detect any "dark energies" in my soul. You have 4 days before you return to this shit: ENJOY THEM
I have good news and bad news. Bad news, she's not in porn. Good news, I found porn.
We ended up on their roof with our pants around our ankles shotgunning beers at one point.
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
I text the word "masturbation" so much, all it only takes my iPhone to auto-spell it is for me to type "mas".
What are you, a fucking toaster ?
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