what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
Sometimes to bang a cougar u gotta play wii With her kids
separated laundry into 'got laid' and 'didn't get laid' piles.
I just peed in the Schreyer honors college shrubbery. Thanks honors students, you're finally good for something
her moans were so awkward that i kept asking "what" when she'd say my name...
His tongue was like Jesus himself was blessing my boobs for eternal ecstasy.
I'm not so sure Jesus approves of such activities, but ok.
I want to figure out a way to work "if you suddenly die, I might turn into an extreme hoarders" into my valentines day poem
Hey, i turned the toilet into a water fountain. Drink up.
I was doing drugs in the men's room so my employee went in to the woman's for the same reason but left proof and got caught. Had to fire him cuz I bogarted his dope spot. Awesome.
This amicable friendliness is dull. We either need to start fighting or fucking around. I'll even let you pick.
Just by hearing the girl outside reciting the info on her fake ID, I know it's gonna be a good night
I use my feet as sexual weapons
this kid sitting diagonally in front of me is searching "cheap bongs" on google. hahahhaaha. who does this kid think he is?
I just bought two 8 Balls of Coke from the chick nurse that stitched my leg together in the ER after my bike accident last summer.
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