South Carolina's governor once cited "moral legitimacy" when he was a congressman voting for President Bill Clinton's impeachment. Karma is a bitch.
imagine if the morning after your status automatically updated with the name of the person you hooked up with
My goal for this summer is to make enough extra money to be able to afford the ticket for water skiing naked.
she named each of the players on the last ten madden covers in order and then shotgunned 2 beers...if she doesnt have a penis im in love
Well he's not a stripper, so we're already doing better than my last date.
dude she looked like Newman from Seinfeld I'm done with this wingman shit
Yes but that point is quickly negated bc u should never have to search more than one room to find your underwear.
I ended up at these random girls' house they are smoking weed out of a gun
I have a gyno appt today. I hate it when the Army gets involved with my vagina.
He looked at me and just said "moist". The entire party shut down from uncomfortableness. He is an anti-party wizard.
My mouth feels like it's at the dentist but my body feels like it's at the strip club.
My VP dropped me off at the Strip Club in Houston. Just said "I was never here".
the puppy had a little leather gag and was using a ball gag as a fetch toy
What do you mean not that crazy? I had sex last night. with my\nBOSS. in the restaurant where we WORK.... ON A DINNER TABLE.
She’s 47 and wants me to fuck her on her mom’s hospital bed
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