I really want to sleep with her friend. I'm hoping our casual sex relationship will somehow lead to that.
is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
I don't smoke a lot but now and then I do. Weed and I are like still standing naked in a bathroom together deciding if we should blow one another or bolt for the exit. An awkward relationship.
My aunt just said- "pizza is like sex. Even if it ain't good it ain't bad." Obviously she doesn't know us too well.
3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
so... thinking about masturbating finally
taking the losers way out I see
The second he texted me with "*dry humps you!*" I knew any relationship we might have had was over.
Let's face it. We both have sexy parts. Why not have them touch?!
I'm sorry but when I'm riding in the trunk on the way to mcdonalds at 6 am I just don't want to listen to reba macintire
You want to move to a city because of their promotional beer pricing
So?
This is why you shouldn't make decisions
I will give you 100$, a blow job a day for a month and I will shave my legs according to societal standards until next November if you come recuse me from my night class right NOW.
Our relationship is representative of a cognitive bias that leads to bad decision making and misplacement of resources. So should we pick up some whiskey tomorrow?
did I ever tell you about my gay jesus theory?
It's barely past noon, how am I already talking about double penetration
Last night you were prentending to be a broom stick...you were laying on the floor and humming the Harry potter song.
Randomize
