What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
its official now. im not pissing on secret service cars with a senators inside anymore.
no. it doesnt count as road head if youre parked
Dont tell her I prefer to have an aura of mystique surronding me and my penis.
Anal and Aoki tickets...I'd say I give pretty good Valentines Day gifts.
While eating post sex burritos I dripped taco bell sauce on my boob. He licked it off and asked why I hadn't thought of that before.
I'm starting a point system. For every 2 beer runs i do for u slackers i get a free bottle of Barefoot.
High me just had to pick the lock on my sisters room because I locked my vodka in there. I love vacation.
i just deleted him from my phone. and yes... I did just text you this from less than 20 feet away.
I'm not judging.. I sure as hell am not getting out of my bed to come talk to you about this. but i support your decision
I want this pizza in and around my mouth forever..
Trying to take a nap and my brain decides to play "lets have flashbacks every time you blew it with a chick in college". It's a montage of stupidity and youthful inexperience. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
Last night was good. Things got bad when I found a sledge hammer.
plus like he's kinda a piece of shit. a beautiful somewhat talented piece of shit that hella needs to get his life together
What'd I miss?
Erotic hypnosis and studded dog collars.
Yoooooo, the fat magician married the chick I dumped a beer on after I got pissed he was flirting with her in front of me
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