My sheets look like a crime scene.
but i really can't criticize. i blacked out waaaaaay ahead of schedule.
Singing into hair straightener during spice girls....sooo dangerous
I knew my chances of getting laid had increased after she walked into my room and yelled "DICK TIME"
How do I tell if what I'm covered in is pee or cum?
been home a week and haven't blacked out yet. i miss college
i love that you felt the need to clarify that you don't actually have drugs in your vagina.
I watched her choke out a bouncer with the broken strap from her purse, I think shes the one.
This girl can open a bottle without using her hands and she's 21. She meets my standards
just watched the video of me leading you with a trail of french fries.
Its ok. I handled the situation with grace and class. lol jk i got shitfaced and fucked his roomate.
Can we put your name for the shipping address for penis ice luge?
What I'm saying is DOWNGRADE. Like, do you see the caps lock?
i don't think fitbit tracks "flipping the fuck out" as activity.
i forgot how loud opening a beer is in a house where your not allowed to drink
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