i jhust puked up my retainher.
At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
I skipped work to stalk him.
I wrote a list of all my homework due in the next few weeks. I feel I've done enough for tonight.
The sun is out and the snow is finally starting to melt here... Vodka bottles keep popping up everywhere. Guess it's the college version of burying nuts for the winter
What I thought it would be sexy pouring melted chocolate down here chest, ended up in second degree burns. Hot food and sex do not mix.
If I threw up, how do I still have the same piece of gum in my mouth from the beginning of the night?
You have to keep an eye on her tonight cause you know how she likes to pickpocket people when she's drunk.
She spilled some tequila on her hair somehow and I guess I felt bad for her, so I yelled "ROOMIES FOR LIFE" and dipped my hair in my tequila.
I'll even give you a complementary welcome blowjob.
Bake him heart shaped cookies?!? Send him a picture of your tits like an ADULT!
I'm just wondering how Jon managed to get vomit ON THE CEILING?
There is an episode of "how it's made" on tv right now. The subject is tequila and water beds. Basically my life.
His idea of hot sex is sticking his finger in my dark star while doing me Missionary style. You can tell he's from the Bible Belt.
Does he smell like BBQ?
Inside and out.
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