yo my bday is less then one week away. hope youve found another annoying candian i can lick dairy products off of. also sorry about your loss
Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
Turns out you can't chew it over with twix in real life
Dude I've never seen anyone get slapped that hard
Tell me why I keep soberly hesitating to go pee in fear of breaking the seal. Thank you college.
Me and my vagina aren't speaking at the moment.
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
Well you wanna do it now or later? I've had three shots and I'm listening to journey by myself. Emotionally there is no better prime time than right now.
She said "oh yeah" like Hulk Hogan with the muscle flex and everything. Totally digging this chick
He told me he wanted to sleep but I touched his penis and listened to his heart beat start racing. I knew sleeping was bullshit.
Use your nursing skills for good, not evil.
Beautiful wedding. Beautiful bride. I got shitfaced. Came home and ate two corndogs. I'm still single.
Just gave my pregnant cat a safe sex talk. That high.
for me, it's working out the tricky timing of the Viagra and nightly laxative.
If I show up to the mall alone looking like I do to purchase a vibrator and some Japanese food, I would judge me too.
my vagina can't handle any more of our 4 day long smash bash. it should be like a holiday or something. should only happen once a year.
I'm not gonna be naked if your not here. Thats like a waste of nakedness
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