I had a dream last night where you were a transsexual in a low cut blue dress with lovely long brown hair. You were very pretty. I hope you are well.
i also saw a trio of peacocks walking along a sidewalk in hollywood today. i really hope im not tripping.
what is TOTES MCGOATS in spanish?
I just got a drinking merit badge from a slutty girl scout
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
Just been one of those weeks where alcohol out weighs friendship
chugging beers on the train. people are staring. I would be offended if it wasn't 8:30
I need to figure out how to tell my doctor that I don't want to fix my possible fertility problems until AFTER I'm done whoring around in my 20s.
Just spent the last 5 minutes laughing at my epipen. i think i'm too high.
'Twas I. Do you have any idea what it's like waking up to see you sent a text inviting someone to partake in "sexy rumpus?"
He was super stoned and then he compared doing meth to having anal sex and told me to "ride that cowboy." The cowboy being my ex.
My neck is sore from all the headbanging. And I can't tell the difference between the jello stains and cum stains.
dude the last time we saw him was 2 nights ago when he was yelling that the trees were naked or some shit then he ran into the forest. I think its time for a search party
I sprayed his whole room with my perfume and left lots of my hair on the bed. So now if he does bring her home, the bitch will know this territory is marked.
dude, he literally lasted one minute. and i paid 8 dollars for cabs.
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