Why don't you ever send me any naked pics
dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
just watched a girl laugh at her own fingers... it's not even noon...
Do you remember calling me and dedicating a shot to me?
The only thing that was weird was that it WASN'T weird when she got out of the shower and saw me blowing him.
BTW the amount of schmoozing I am doing towards some guy for an ID that may or may not look like you... You better love me.
I'm thinking blowjobs and wheelchair sex should be part of any post-injury wellness plan.
let me just inform you that suppository-ing xanax is glorious
We were sitting outside of the building and he literally just walked up with no pants on. This is the best college ever
So what happened? Or does sex + ramen pretty much cover it?
Don't drink and shop. I went for happy hour and came home with a fog machine. I now have no other choice but to scare the shit out of my neighbors with it.
he asked me where I was going to school, and then we started having sex, and I answered his question forty five minutes later after we were done. It was the chilliest thing ever.
Evidently I placed three booty calls at the same time...it was an ugly scene. I'm never getting that high again.
We are back but we are listening to stairway to heaven in my car. Amy is air drums. Be back when it's over.
i gotta say this to some one...... my penis feels sooooooooo sooooooft, its amazing
like for real, sooooooooooooooo smoooooooooooooth its amazing
I can't wait for you to read this text tomorrow
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