ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
how opposed are you to picking me up at the bar at 11:00am?
you broke a plate. told her her wedding china was ugly and you were doing her a favor. then proceeded to break every plate you could get your hands on.
No no I got the black eyes when I tried to do a flip off the second deck of a pontoon boat. Actually when I did a flip, it was a success.
You blackout rapped the entire DMX song Party Up last night at karaoke without looking at the screen. Then you Tebowed on stage, hugged a black guy, puked in a garbage can, then left. You deserve a medal.
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
DICK PUNCH EXTRAVAGANZAAAAAA!!!!!
was it wrong to tell him he's welcome in my pants any time?
As Scar once said. Be prepared! For the shit show of what's coming tonight
well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
Hungover playing piano at a baptism I am the PICTURE of class I feel like I should be struck by lightning
Just sitting here contemplating the meaning of life.
So you're drunk waiting for the bus.
How do you get the "hangs out with drunk assholes" insurance
I mean, I was expecting a little more coke snorting and a little less kids and cake
I don't want a big night. But I am okay if we wake up in a penthouse at Crown Casino.
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