Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
oh hey summer self, welcome to endless thirsty thursdays and walks of shame.
bad decision 37: pregaming the antique store
Bombed my 8 a.m. exam and the liquor store doesn't open till noon. Drinking unfinished beers from last night till they open.
Every shot buddy I have I end up blowing. I don't know whether this pattern is good or bad.
Not a clue. But I did find out that his penis has a British accent.
Yeah I just don't know how I feel about my fuck buddy coming to work at my dads office with me.
He tried to tip me with his police badge...
and you didn't accept WHY?!
We were hunting our best friend with a BB gun in the backyard. I'd say the vaporizer was a worthy investment at this point.
xanax give me strength to not ask where we stand with booty calls
My hookup from last weekend apparently got arrested today... his roommate just tagged me on facebook asking for bail money.
I turned on Elf, made myself a mojito, and am eating one of a sleeve of Ritz. You tell me if I wanna go out tonight.
Interlocking vagina powers go!!'
Oh god, your drunk again aren't you?
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